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I just love how when a pokemon evolves, it’s brain just dies and it gets an entirely new vocabulary.

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fuckthisshitmate:

I’m just getting uglier and uglier and fatter and fatter.

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starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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