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gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

(via dutchster)

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condorn:

black??? dont u mean dark white?

(via sniffing)

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gallana:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

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communistbakery:

#i fucking wonder why

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heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via sniffing)

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frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

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"The word ‘fuck’ is enormously satisfying."

- Tom Hiddleston, ELLE Magazine (via crystal-clefairy)

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via orgasm)

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shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

(via orgasm)

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via orgasm)

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