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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

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why can’t I be funny like the people on tumblr.

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

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h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

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helpfvl:

praying that i will be hot this year

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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